Posts tagged funny

Planning Ahead

In just thirty-nine short yet impossibly long and drawn-out days, I will strap myself into an uncomfortable and smelly seat inside a flying metal tube and be catapulted across 3,000 miles of deep, deep ocean water, surviving on gummy airline…

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Of Toe Hairs and Glossy People

It’s great to be alive today: Microwave pizza. Robotic vacuums. The TV show, “Dance Moms”. The Snuggie and Grumpy Cat. James Franco. Definitely James Franco. Yes, we have a lot going for us in the 21st century. We also have…

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I Love Online Dating

“I just love on-line dating!” Find me a person – a real, living, oxygen inhaling person who has ever uttered those words. Sure, if it works out it could be the greatest thing to ever happen to you. But that’s…

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